HORNS, by SIMON FACHE

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HORNS, the brainchild of acclaimed pianist and composer Simon Fache will release their new self-titled album HORNS on December 1st 2021.

An artful marriage of jazz and metal, the album is an avant-garde celebration of two powerful genres. Featuring original compositions and covers of SINATRA, FAITH NO MORE, JUDAS PRIEST or KIM WILDE, Horns is a dynamic album.

Dark, dramatic, and theatrical, the album dives straight into the thrilling combination of classical jazz and hard hitting metal. The music explores fascinating amalgamation of major and minor tonalities as numerous styles and sounds collide. From bright brass, to smooth bass and harsh distortion - contrapuntal melodies and explosive textures erupt in all directions. "Typical Teenagers" boasts immense brass instrumentation and an alluring side to HORNS' sound emerges through the smooth bass and soaring clean vocals. All of which comes crashing down with the harsh vocals and deliciously distorted guitar tones. Running through the original tracks is a narrative of young rockers encountering temptation and harsh realities as they seek to reach fame. Interspersed covers, reimagined in HORNS' unique style adds to the overall journey of the album. "Scream Scream Scream" - a glorious cover of "Sing Sing Sing" by LOUIS PRIMA, is an incredible track that really shows how the distinctive genres complement each other.

HORNS leaves no musical ingredient off limits. Beautifully crafted harmonies flow throughout the instrumentation and vocal parts, while heavy melodic elements and shredding leads throw a thunderous energy into the mix. Delving into the fantastical chaos of Horns is an experience not be missed.

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1.	01 Typical Teenagers 05:26	lyrics	buy track
Hi there folks let me introduce myself My name is Johnny Bobby Terry Sammy Eddy are my best friends 'Names rhyme with lazy It is the favorite joke of my fuckin' daddy Go to hell fucker !!! These are your last days ! Just leave us The world is Ours. Don't stand in our way We're the victims Of moron Adults who're not up to date Just look into our eyes you'll see our fate (the) Purity of our hearts Can't make us fail The world is close to realize (the) immensity of our talent Soon we'll rise thanks to our first gig in town We'll get rich and move to L.A. Gods of metal made us so strong and so skilled to kick countless number of asses Our will is made of steel and we'll destroy all the haters thanks to our blast beats Dad and mum will shut their fuckin'mouths when they see me on their TV screen Every bimbo will take off her bra and will be sexually hypnotized by my screams
2.	02 Legal Adults 04:58	lyrics	buy track
Holy year !!! We are legal adults now !!! We have the right to get drunk in every bar No need to hide we are now free Our fucking parents are liberated from their duty Fired up to become the kings of the night Now allowed to go back home after midnight Beware !!! Don't dare to stare at us !!! Warriors of steel have escaped from their prison Vengeance is ours We worked hard to sharpen the blades We'll get our first gig Leitmotiv is to subjugate Inferno's boss we'll get fucking blown away Sure he'll get us a deal with his cousin's record company Beware !!! Don't dare to stare at us !!! Warriors of steel have escaped from their prison Vengeance is ours We worked hard to sharpen the blades We'll get our first gig 'Leitmotiv is to subjugate We're wearing our nicest studded bangles Our coolest leather coats will shine tonight more than the sun The negociation will be quickly done he won't resist His soul will be broken by the power of our mighty riffs Beware !!! Don't dare to stare at us !!! Vengeance is ours We worked hard to sharpen the blades We'll get our first gig Leitmotiv is to subjugate
3.	03 Inferno's Usher 05:16	lyrics	buy track
Good evening sir ! Err lady !What's up Great night isn't it Here are our ID cards, you know we are adults I don't fucking care ! Do you really think you cut a fine figure ? Please be kind we need Let us get in Don't fuck up our plans now Our lives come to the crunch Wash your pimply faces and get some hair cut Maybe It will help you (to) find a girlfriend then maybe you won't suck (ou screw up) Please be kind we need Let us get in Don't fuck up our plans now Our lives come to the crunch Hey brother. You're here ! Please help us ! Hey dwarf ok for fifity bucks you'll get in. Fuck ! Fuck ! Damn fuck ! Fuck ! Fuck ! Fuckin'fuck Take your money bastard. You'll pay for it the next world Just negociate with this bitch now Just make me see how strong and famous you are Please be kind we need Let us get in Don't fuck up our plans now Our lives come to the crunch Ok guys let's go Let's meet our fate I'll prepare my revenge later Against my bro
4.	04 First Time In Infernal Paradise 04:03	lyrics	buy track
You can recognize true kingfishes as they overcome every obstacle Now we've crushed this awful female monster it's time to strut my friends Let's now acommplish our destiny we're in and no one will fuck us now Every eye staring at us will instantly burn thanks to our shiny charisma Every chick in front of us will know we're the future rock stars and take of her bra Let's now acommplish our destiny we're in and no one will fuck us now Our childhood's dream is coming true now Do you believe it ? Here we are ! I feel like Darth Vader in the death star Like Lemmy in a whiskey bar. Inexperience is not a problem we' ve got the youth and the sprigthly strength Everyone knows well that the pretty maids always swoon when they see tatoos and pretty faces Let's now acommplish our destiny for us it's time to fuck now Look at these chicks ! We're not dreaming !Tonight we'll become true men it's written in the stars. Let's now acommplish our destiny it's time to fuck for us now Our childhood's dream is happening now Do you believe it ? Here we are ! (I) feel like Jack Slater smoking a cigar Like Kurt Sloane in a Thaï bar. Our childhood's dream is happening now Do you believe it ? Here we are ! I feel like Rambo sharpening his dagger I feel like Mad Max driving his car
5.	05 Scream Scream Scream 03:59	lyrics	buy track
Scream, scream, scream Everybody start to scream La dee da, ho, ho, ho Now you're screaming with a swing Scream, scream, scream Everybody start to scream La dee da, ho, ho, ho Now you're screaming with a swing And when the music goes around Everybody goes to town But here's something you should know Ho ho baby ho ho ho Scream, scream, scream Everybody start to scream La dee da, ho, ho, ho Now you're screaming with a swing And when the music goes around Everybody goes to town But here's something you should know Ho ho baby ho ho ho Scream, scream, scream Everybody start to scream La dee da, ho, ho, ho Now you're screaming with a swing
6.	06 Hammer's Price 03:42	lyrics	buy track
Watch our pride check out our gait On our way to the counter There 's no reason to wait To taste these male liquors Pay ! We will pay ! Do you really think we'll get stopped by the lack of money ! Pay ! We will pay ! Being afraid of being overdrawn is gay ! Holy fuck ! Tonight we'll get plastered ! We didn't come to pick some fucking flowers Holy shit ! Tonight we'll get smashed ! Give us a bottle of your strongest rotgut We're gonna be wasted, hammered, sloshed and pissed and half cut Look at me ! Tonight we'll honor the memory of the holy rock lord Lemmy The waitress gave us the bill My bloody lord ! Is that real ?! Fortunately friends I'm not alone I'm too young to ask for a bank loan. Pay ! We will pay ! Do you really think we'll get stopped by the lack of money ! Pay ! We will pay ! Being afraid of being overdrawn is gay !
7.	07 Siren's Call 04:20	lyrics	buy track
Wow buddies it seems the champagne we bought Brought some other delights with enormous boobs This is like in our dreams These charming beauties who are coming Babes come swaying their hips Enticed by tawdry novelty Yeah ladies ! We've never seen goddesses like you I mean in real life We never thought what we had seen on the Internet can be true. It can't be real bro ! I'm hard as a rock so.... We were gently invited To follow these sirens Who have magic powers they eradicate our trousers WOW Never been shaken like this It seems she lost her teeth WOW How sweet to suffocate Between such jugs, such legs I have an intuition A bad feeling about this Premonition Everything's too perfect Ah ok We must pay again. Shit I knew there was something We don't give a shit babe Put it on our bill. Just go on !
8.	08 Fly Me to the Darkside of the Moon 03:13	lyrics	buy track
Fly me to the dark side of the moon to visit its scars Let me see what winter's like on the empire's death star In other words eat my hand In other words you'll obey me Fill my heart with anger And let me shout for ever more You are all I puke for All I disrelish and abhor In other words let's be true In other words I hate you Fly me to the nazi base It will be my pleasure Compared to your the perpetual Pissy mood you had In other words let's be true In other words In other words In other words I hate you
9.	09 Insolvent 05:37	lyrics	buy track
After having sucked on All these « candies » on our tongues We're totally drained out Let's go to the cash desk Ooooooooh What's this new problem now Terry come on be kind lend me your credit card Wooooooow Here is new shit right now It doesn't work we're fucked Jimmy do you have some cash ? Is someone solvent now ? Ooooooooh I think we should go far It doesn't work it's fucked Bobby go start the car Is someone solvent now ? Fuck ! The security guys are around us we are trapped Wooooooow Here's a new shit right now It doesn't work it's fucked Jimmy have you some cash Is someone solvent now ? Ooooooooh I think we should go far It doesn't work it's fucked Bobby go start the car Is someone solvent now ? My god I swear to serve you well To glorify your name At the church every week end My lord I feel we're in deep shit Quite sure we need you help To save us from this mess I can feel this big strong hand on my shoulder The second one has caught the back of my neck It seems we are in for a disaster Our parents will kill us it's the end of the game Oh the girls are coming now They tell the guys we brutalized them You fuckin' liars !!! My god I swear to serve you well To glorify your name At the church every week end My lord I feel we're in deep shit Quite sure we need you help To save us from this mess I can feel this big strong hand on my shoulder The second one has caught the back of my neck It seems we're on the run for a disaster Our parents will kill us it's the end of the game
10.	10 Hell Patrol 02:13	lyrics	buy track
Like wild fire Comes roaring Mad whirlwind Burning the road! Black thunder White lightning Speed Demons cry The Hell Patrol...! The Hell Patrol Night riders Death dealers Storm-bringers Tear up the ground! Fist flying Eyes blazing They're glory bound The Hell Patrol...! The Hell Patrol Brutalize you Neutralize you Gonna go for your throat as you choke Then they'll vaporapeize you Terrorize you Pulverize you Gonna cut to the bone as you groan And they'll paratamize you! Chrome monsters Steel warriors Soul stealers Ripping out hearts! They're Devil dogs The Hell Patrol...! The Hell Patrol
11.	11 Ashes to Ashes feat Arno Strobl 03:26	lyrics	buy track
I want them to know, it's me It's on my head I'll point the finger at me It's on my head Give it all to you, then I'll be closer Smiling with the mouth of the ocean And I'll wave to you with the arms of the mountain I'll see you I will let you shout no more It's on my head (It's on my head) I'll pick you up from the floor It's on my head (It's on my head) I'll let you even the score It's on my head (It's on my head) Give it all to you, then I'll be closer Smiling with the mouth of the ocean And I'll wave to you with the arms of the mountain I'll see you Give the same to me, then I'll be closer, closer Give the same to me, then I'll be closer, closer Smiling with the mouth of the ocean And I'll wave to you with the arms of the mountain Give the same to me, then I'll be closer, closer Give the same to me, then I'll be closer, closer
12.	12 Devil's Hall Revealed 03:42	lyrics	buy track
We are now surrounded There's somethin' in the air The place becomes suddenly dark And dotted with blood red eyes The whores, the safety officer Seem to grumble some weird stuff We're trapped my friends this is the end A slut is beating my chest Vampires, demons, evil creatures come downstairs They are surrounding us we are facing their glare My friends know that I love you all We had some lovely time Yet I have got some regrets In fact we didn't have much time We didn't even have a gig We just cut every corner To reach the final point The goal of music business Now we're the devil's bitches Before being the main dish Vampires, demons, evil creatures come downstairs Blood, legs, eyes, guts, organs are spread everywhere Heads, chests, bones, shit, fingers are flying in the air
13.	13 25 or 6 to 4 3’23 03:20	lyrics	buy track
Waiting for the break of day Searching for something to say Flashing lights against the sky Giving up, I close my eyes Sitting cross-legged on the floor Twenty five or 6 to 4 Staring blindly into space Getting up to splash my face Wanting just to stay awake Wondering how much I can take Should I try to do some more? Twenty five or 6 to 4, oh yeah! Feeling like I ought to sleep Spinning room is sinking deep Searching for something to say Waiting for the break of day, woo-oooh Twenty five or 6 to 4 Twenty five or 6 to 4, alright
14.	14 The Unavoidable Ballad 05:12	lyrics	buy track
We've worked for weeks to write these songs It took much time in our own lives But Simon said something is wrong We don't have a ballad to make people believe we're nice guys Why can't people just like good music Why can't it be perfect Why must we bend over and take it It makes us feed you shit In fact I shouldn't be so cynical It's said it makes you have the runs Maybe this song will really work And make us finally unload our guns Why can't people just like good music Why can't it be perfect Why must we bend over and take it It makes us feed you shit
15.	15 Kids In America feat Ma Die 03:18	lyrics	buy track
Looking out a dirty old window Down below the cars in the city go rushing by I sit here alone and I wonder why Friday night and everyone's moving I can feel the heat but it's soothing, heading down I search for the beat in this dirty town (downtown) The young ones are going (Downtown) the young ones are growing We're the kids in America (whoa) We're the kids in America (whoa) Everybody live for the music-go-round Bright lights, the music gets faster Look, boy, don't check on your watch, not another glance I'm not leaving now, honey, not a chance Hot-shot, give me no problems Much later, baby, you'll be saying nevermind You know life is cruel, life is never kind (kind hearts) Don't make a new story (Kind hearts) don't grab any glory We're the kids in America (whoa) We're the kids in America (whoa) Everybody live for the music-go-round La la la la-la la-la La la la la-la la, sing La la la la-la la-la La la la la-la la Come closer, honey, that's better Got to get a brand-new experience, feeling right Oh, don't try to stop, baby, hold me tight Outside a new day is dawning Outside suburbia's sprawling everywhere I don't want to go, baby New York to east California There's a new wave coming, I warn ya We're the kids in America (whoa) We're the kids in America (whoa) Everybody lives for the music-go-round La la la la-la la-la La la la la-la la, sing La la la la-la la-la La la la la-la la We're the kids We're the kids We're the kids in America We're the kids We're the kids We're the kids in America We're the kids We're the kids We're the kids in America

about

HORNS,
An artful marriage of jazz and metal, the album is an avant-garde celebration of two powerful genres. Featuring original compositions and covers of SINATRA, FAITH NO MORE, JUDAS PRIEST or KIM WILDE, Horns is a dynamic album.

Dark, dramatic, and theatrical, the album dives straight into the thrilling combination of classical jazz and hard hitting metal. The music explores fascinating amalgamation of major and minor tonalities as numerous styles and sounds collide. From bright brass, to smooth bass and harsh distortion - contrapuntal melodies and explosive textures erupt in all directions. "Typical Teenagers" boasts immense brass instrumentation and an alluring side to HORNS' sound emerges through the smooth bass and soaring clean vocals. All of which comes crashing down with the harsh vocals and deliciously distorted guitar tones. Running through the original tracks is a narrative of young rockers encountering temptation and harsh realities as they seek to reach fame. Interspersed covers, reimagined in HORNS' unique style adds to the overall journey of the album. "Scream Scream Scream" - a glorious cover of "Sing Sing Sing" by LOUIS PRIMA, is an incredible track that really shows how the distinctive genres complement each other.

HORNS leaves no musical ingredient off limits. Beautifully crafted harmonies flow throughout the instrumentation and vocal parts, while heavy melodic elements and shredding leads throw a thunderous energy into the mix. Delving into the fantastical chaos of Horns is an experience not be missed.
En 2014 Simon Fache accouche de son projet « All
inclusive » avec son Big Backing Band qui accompagne sur le même album une
douzaine de groupes de styles très différents allant du Gospel au Metal. Réunissant au total plus de 100 musiciens. A la suite du concert de sortie à l’Aéronef
(Lille), la collaboration avec le groupe Dead Season est remarquée et saluée
par les fans de metal et les profanes de par l’originalité de la formule et son évidence.
Un peu plus tard, Simon vient écouter Dead Season en concert
au Diablo (club Lillois). Le groupe et
lui-même sont amis de longue date et ont déjà collaboré par le passé. A la fin
du set, les amis partagent une bière (certainement plusieurs,
fortement alcoolisées, nous sommes à la frontière belge) et Julien, chanteur du
groupe dit à Simon : « Dis ! C’était vraiment classe ce
truc ensemble non ? On devrait faire un album complet. Qu’est-ce que
tu en penses ? » Et Simon répond sans réfléchir : « Quand
vous voulez… ».
Le projet est officiellement né et il est scellé dans un
pacte de sang et de bière (je crois hein ?!) sous l’œil infernal du crâne
de bouc qui surveille le maléfique endroit.
Et quelques années plus tard après beaucoup de plaisir, de
travail, de pugnacité HORNS sort des entrailles des enfers pour envouter,
flatter et pervertir vos âmes damnées. Gageons que vous ne pourrez y résister. La tentation sera bien trop forte et vous
tomberez dans le piège tendu par le diable en personne via ses serviles serviteurs.
Hahahahaha.. Hohohohoho….

credits

released March 3, 2022

Produced arranged & mixed by Simon Fache

Vocals : Julien Jacquemond
Guitars : Guillaume Singer (exept 5.7 & 10), Eerik Maurage (on 5 & 7)
Jazz Guitars : Gregory Leroy (on 3.8 & 10)
Bass : Nicolas Sanson
Drums : Grégoire Galichet
Piano & additional trumpet : Simon Fache

Choir :
Delphine Polet
Marie Joannon
Camille Grimaud
Death voice on Inferno’s Usher : Céline Wallois

Special guests :
Arno Strobl on Ashes to ashes
Ma Die on Kids in America

Reeds :
Alto sax lead & flûte : Thibault Hien
Alto Sax : Benoit Vanmullen
Tenor Sax : Pierre Lang
Tenor Sax & Clarinette : Jessy Blondeel
Baritone Sax : Thomas Lehembre

Trumpets :
Lead : Martial Delangre/Jordan Robail
Romain Rothenbusch
Jean-Paul Blieck
Francis Billet

Trombones :
Lead & Soubassophone : Cedric Gilmant
Dominique Della Nave
Antoine Gourlin
Bass Trombone : Sébastien Castryck

Percussion : Johannes Leroy
Xylophone : Louise Fache
Jazz Guitars : Gregory Leroy (on 3.8 & 10)

Drums recorded at Studio Wingen by Grégoire Galichet & Simon Fache, edited by Guillaume Singer
Guitars recorded at The Cave by Guillaume Singer,
Guitar reamping, Bass, Horns, Percussions & Piano recorded at Studio des Piats by Simon Fache
Vocals and choirs recorded at Studio du Mt Tournier by Julien Jacquemond & Simon Fache
Arno Strobl recorded at Quentin Dai studios
Ma Die recorded by Megaloprod
Mix : Simon Fache
Mastering : R3my Boy

Artwork : Goum

Special thanks to all those who believed in this crazy project and who were actievly involved into it.

Special Thanks :
R3my Boy, Jean-Christophe Cheneval, François Demey (Polska Basowa Amplification), Stéphanie Denivry, Wiliam Duvet, Elodie Fayard, Ben Flinois, Katia Jacob, Nathalie Menard Peignault, Frédéric Pecqueur (Studio C&P), Andreï Ribakov (ARB Pickups)

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